Can We Agree That....

This was done by vxside at Deviantart.  I saw this picture and I fell in loved with it.

Spring is the worse season ever?  Think about it for a moment.  My main enemy during the spring season is pollen.  That alone should be everyone #1 enemy during spring.  It fucking everywhere!!  I look thru my windows and everything is yellow.  The porch is yellow, my car is yellow, the driveway is yellow.  It sucks donkey balls.  When I go outside, i feel like i need a bubble around me at all times.  When the wind blows you can see a cloud of pollen blowing around.  Makes you wanna lock yourself inside your home.  Second worse thing in my opinion is bugs are starting to come out of their hibernation.  I'm already swatting mosquitoes.

What I'm starting to notice the same about this year and last year is that temperatures are either cold or hot during spring.  This past Sunday and Monday, temps reach the 80s with what felt like high humidity.  Temps right now are in the 70s.  Which is where it should be but inside my home, i got humidity up the wazoo.  Got 2 fans going near my desk.  The AC not put in yet because there is leak in it somewhere.  Plus it needs to be cleaned really good before being installed.

For Summer, it not bad because all that pollen is washed away.  Bugs are still a problem but we deal with them the best we can.  I remember last summer that the mosquito population wasn't to bad around my neighborhood.  Maybe that was due to the lack of rain.  Temperatures haven't to bad last summer.  Few days where the temps reached 90 degrees.  Around August and September, we get a influx of hurricanes.  Luckily for us, Maryland never gotten a direct hit from a hurricane.  We usually get the aftermath when a hurricane comes up the coast.  By the time it gets here, it just mostly rain with some wind.  Although it makes me chuckle when the tourons flee the town because they think the worse.  For some of you, maybe tornadoes are your fears during the summer season.  Shit some of you have already gotten tornadoes.  Those people probably hate spring already.

Fall gotta be my favorite season.  The weather is like spring like but you don't get pollen.  Bugs are on their way out.  Leaves change to beautiful colors then gently fall to the ground.  Fall is everything you want in a season.

Winter is well cold.  I don't understand why such hate with winter.  I hear people say...

"oh when i move it gonna be somewhere warm year around"

"blah blah blah winter sucks, snow sucks, everything about winter sucks." 

To me, i like the different seasons because it keeps you on your toes.  You can bundle up to stay warm.  Unlike summer thought when it gets really hot out, you can be naked and still be hot.

What I'm really saying is by summer time let all get naked shall we. :)

WTF Mother Nature!

I have no idea what mother nature is up to recently.  Maybe she PMSing.  Who the fuck knows.  What I do know is that earlier today, we got snow.  Not much snow.  Maybe about half an inch at the most.  Still that just surprising since it SPRING!  Obviously mother nature did not get that memo.

She must of gotten it sometime during the day because this is what I see now....

Your eyes are not playing tricks.  Snow has fallen and completely melted in 6 hours.  It spring now.  Let have some spring weather.  We are due for some nice weather right guys?  Not this snow bullshit.  Now my shitty ass car has salt all over it.  Now I have to wash that shit off.  Thanks a lot mother nature!

Snowy Saturday

So I'm about leave for work and what do i see? SNOW! Big white fluffy snow falling from the heavens. I was shock. Did not pay attention to any forecasts. I was a happy kid. Sadly the happiness went away when the thought of work cross my mind. I scrapped the snow off my car went on my merry way. Luckily for me and the other motorists on the road, the snow didn't stick to the road. Nor did it stick on the way home from work.

I say the walk from the car to work was more scary then the actual driving. Looking at the forecast, the snow will for another hour then stop. and it look like a half n inch will be on the ground at the end. Snow gods, I ask from you is more snow before spring begins. You better be listening.

So about work, the expected crowd for MLK weekend showed up. I'm surprised they came out on a snowy night. The tramp stamps were showing tonight. Some girls should not be wearing those. Why women over 40 need one is beyond me. A lot better places to put a tattoo instead of the lower back. One trend that needs to stop now. Then you got your women who love to climb on stage for attention. So when one woman comes on stage, the rest have to as well. Monkey see monkey do right? I'm right. Then you have your I just turned 21, so get me drunk and rape me girl. She may be a virgin when it comes to bars but not a virgin to drinking. Why make it a special night when she already been plastered before.

Ok I am done with that minor rant. More will follow. Do not worry. I will dive into my brain for more shit to rant on about. Stay Tuned!