President Day Weekend Rant

This weekend has it all. Drunk annoying chicks, cougars, cat fights, weirdos, surprising news, tits and ass.

Where do I start first. Hmm ok let start with the drunk annoying chicks who love to hang around the band when the night over. Tonight is a good example. When the band finish for the night, these 5 girls just had to stick around for 30 minutes after closing. Just chit chatting away with the guys about various crap no one cares about. All this does is get in the way. Girls sitting on stage while band members are trying to put their equipment on the floor. One women fawning all over the drummer and requesting a drum stick. What the hell is she gonna do wit ha drum stick? Women out their the collect drum sticks? I'm not stupid, she just being annoying bitch she is. I bet you money she will throw it away within a week. So girls, in the future just leave when the place is closing. I know you don't wanna go home but get the fuck out. Go somewhere else. I swear, I may invest in a bull horn, loud speaker or this little fella http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/warfare/8b46/ . With that little gadget, that will definitely drive the people out. Girls, we all know you wanna screw their brains out but you may wanna think about this, do they wanna screw you? Trust me when I say if you think they do, some of them really don't. Why? Well there some factors. How an annoying cunt you are or how drunk you obviously are. I hear band members talk shit when the ladies leave. It quite funny the stories i hear.

Next on the list is the many cougars the come praying on the young. Where do these women know all the hip hop songs that the guys love? My mom can't even stand that music. One requested Chris Brown, another wanting Nelly. Obvious sign of a cougar. Got some cougars trying to pull their friends shirt off to expose their friends tits. One was successful at doing it. One came up and ask the DJ to guess her age. In my mind, I was thinking in the 50s. DJ had to be nice and say oh 29...30. I'm like geez. I would of gotten slapped if i said 50s. Although i be close cause she said she was 45. Unless she shaving off a few years.

Up next is weirdos. One that topped the list is the female dressing up as a guy. Short male like hair covered with a baseball cap. Big fluffy sweater trying to hide the titties but didn't help at all. Titties were noticeable even with the sweater on. If you ever saw the 80s movie, "Just One of the Guys". That what I'm talking about. Was she a lesbian? Maybe. Saw no signs of it. She mostly just hanged with the guys. But why dress like one? Girls obviously get more perks then guys do. Come on guys are slobs. Don't be like one. Not a weirdo but it was alittle strange when one of the bartenders goatee was being shaved by a customer. I wonder if he lost a bet. I should of asked.

One piece of surprising news I got during the night was my friend Nina announcing to me that she pregnant! I thought something looked different about her. Last time I saw her, she was looking skinny then tonight she gained a few pounds. So when she said she is pregnant, that explained the weight. So I hugged her and congratulated here.

The main event was the cat fight. As I stared off into wonderland, I notice ice cubs flying everywhere. I look and see 2 girls throwing their drinks at each other. When that was done, the hair pulling began!! Right after 2 other girls joined the fight. Bouncers rushed in and quickly stopped it. One girl was still fired up and try to pull away from the bouncer. When things calmed down, one of the suspects in the fight came back and spoke with the DJ. She wanted him to talk to the bouncers to see if she can stay. So he did but I don't think it helped since she left soon after. She was very upset about it. All the hugging in the world could not help that poor girl.

I hope you enjoy this little rant of mine. Good night!



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Weekend Ups & Downs

The Downs

I like to know what is with people coming in on Saturday at 9pm and wanting to get the party started? I work at a night club which doubles as a restaurant. People are still eating at the tables and at the bars. DJ playing some light music. Girls coming up and requesting Crazy Bitch - Buckcherry.... Seriously? If you wanna hear that song then listen to the radio. I heard that song while driving to work. Stay tuned for what I saw coming to work. Anyways these girls (who age is in their mid 20s) wanna dance and yet they can't dance to 70s music? Anyone can dance to 70s music. Not that hard folks! They just wanna dance to their fancy hip hop music. Chill the fuck out and wait for about an hour until people are done eating. They don't wanna eat listening to hip hop. I certainly do not.

Once 10pm came upon us and the band started, all seemed to be good. WRONG! These 5 male doucebags customers start being assholes and hoping all over the dance floor. Scaring the other customers off the floor. Doing these stupid retarded gestures with their hands. Already spilling their beer on the floor and one themselves. This one guy shirt was almost covered in his own beer. He was drinking a natural light if anyone wants to make fun of him for that. After 30 minutes of it, they finally stopped.

So overall, please when you come in, look around and see what going on before making stupid song requests. I know you wanna dance now but damn you have 4 hours to dance! Go sit and relax before dancing. Take a breather. Have a drink or 2.

The Ups

Friday was was better since it was a decent night, No stupid people to deal with. Just happy drunk girl flashing for beads. 2 exact. Not the 2 greatest sets but it was better then nothing. It continued with some tongue on tongue action. You know that shit girls pull on soft core porn. A friend took a picture but has not send it yet. He will be getting a txt message soon. If I do get the picture then an update will follow.

Now onto something I came across when driving to work. As I pulled onto route 90, I immediately notice a cop and a pick up truck in the grass. I thought ok someone ran off the road and hit a tree. Getting closer to the scene, the truck was just parked in the grass. Clearly did not hit a tree. Far from hitting a tree. Driver still in his seat. Head kinda slouched to the left. I laugh to myself and said, "hah drunk driver got busted."

Alright that my rant for now. More to come! Stay Tuned.