It's The Cream Of The Fight

If you are walking around town and looking for some excitement, head on over to the nearest taco place.  Fights seem to be breaking out at taco stands lately.  What I'm about to show is 2 of the fights.  Here the first one.  Note, this first fight has 2 angles.




Time to break down this video.

@ 1:04 - Nice punch their dude in strip shirt.  Guy in jersey, always keep an eye on the other guy.

@ 1:10 - Yeah kick and punch while he down.  Make him stay down!

@ 1:13 - Lame table throw shirtless guy.  Good way of showing your macho strength.

@ 1:18 - There always hugging in a fight.

@ 1:19 - Nice kick guy in white shirt.  Like I said, keep him down!

@ 1:28 - HAHAHAHA!!

@ 1:34 - That right go help your shitty friend that got knock the fuck up!

@ 1:55 - Time to clean up the god damn mess those guys had to make.  They didn't even come back to help clean up.  Shame on them!

Ok so here the 2nd angle that shows a little more to the fight.




@ 46 secs - Here comes the guys rolling in like their hot shit.

@ 56 secs - Wait a minute!  That guy in the dark gray shirt holding a puppy?!

@ 1:02 - Nice laugh their shirtless guy.  You do know you are gonna lose this fight.

@ 1:05 - Oh no you did not just drop that dog!

@ 1:14 - Women decided it time to get the fuck out!

@ 1:21 - I wish the girl in pink picked up the scared puppy and ran away with it.

@ 1:56 - Hah guy in dark gray shirt gives up on helping his friend.  Meanwhile the guy in the jersey can barely walk.

This next video, I will not go into details.  All I'm gonna say is trannies are hilarious when they fight.





Nice time you are at Taco Bell or some other taco place, hang out a bit.  Maybe you'll see a fight break out.

President Day Weekend Rant

This weekend has it all. Drunk annoying chicks, cougars, cat fights, weirdos, surprising news, tits and ass.

Where do I start first. Hmm ok let start with the drunk annoying chicks who love to hang around the band when the night over. Tonight is a good example. When the band finish for the night, these 5 girls just had to stick around for 30 minutes after closing. Just chit chatting away with the guys about various crap no one cares about. All this does is get in the way. Girls sitting on stage while band members are trying to put their equipment on the floor. One women fawning all over the drummer and requesting a drum stick. What the hell is she gonna do wit ha drum stick? Women out their the collect drum sticks? I'm not stupid, she just being annoying bitch she is. I bet you money she will throw it away within a week. So girls, in the future just leave when the place is closing. I know you don't wanna go home but get the fuck out. Go somewhere else. I swear, I may invest in a bull horn, loud speaker or this little fella http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/warfare/8b46/ . With that little gadget, that will definitely drive the people out. Girls, we all know you wanna screw their brains out but you may wanna think about this, do they wanna screw you? Trust me when I say if you think they do, some of them really don't. Why? Well there some factors. How an annoying cunt you are or how drunk you obviously are. I hear band members talk shit when the ladies leave. It quite funny the stories i hear.

Next on the list is the many cougars the come praying on the young. Where do these women know all the hip hop songs that the guys love? My mom can't even stand that music. One requested Chris Brown, another wanting Nelly. Obvious sign of a cougar. Got some cougars trying to pull their friends shirt off to expose their friends tits. One was successful at doing it. One came up and ask the DJ to guess her age. In my mind, I was thinking in the 50s. DJ had to be nice and say oh 29...30. I'm like geez. I would of gotten slapped if i said 50s. Although i be close cause she said she was 45. Unless she shaving off a few years.

Up next is weirdos. One that topped the list is the female dressing up as a guy. Short male like hair covered with a baseball cap. Big fluffy sweater trying to hide the titties but didn't help at all. Titties were noticeable even with the sweater on. If you ever saw the 80s movie, "Just One of the Guys". That what I'm talking about. Was she a lesbian? Maybe. Saw no signs of it. She mostly just hanged with the guys. But why dress like one? Girls obviously get more perks then guys do. Come on guys are slobs. Don't be like one. Not a weirdo but it was alittle strange when one of the bartenders goatee was being shaved by a customer. I wonder if he lost a bet. I should of asked.

One piece of surprising news I got during the night was my friend Nina announcing to me that she pregnant! I thought something looked different about her. Last time I saw her, she was looking skinny then tonight she gained a few pounds. So when she said she is pregnant, that explained the weight. So I hugged her and congratulated here.

The main event was the cat fight. As I stared off into wonderland, I notice ice cubs flying everywhere. I look and see 2 girls throwing their drinks at each other. When that was done, the hair pulling began!! Right after 2 other girls joined the fight. Bouncers rushed in and quickly stopped it. One girl was still fired up and try to pull away from the bouncer. When things calmed down, one of the suspects in the fight came back and spoke with the DJ. She wanted him to talk to the bouncers to see if she can stay. So he did but I don't think it helped since she left soon after. She was very upset about it. All the hugging in the world could not help that poor girl.

I hope you enjoy this little rant of mine. Good night!



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