Bartenders Job Is To Serve Drinks

Am I right?  Customers gives you an order and you give them what ever drink they want.  Seems like the bartenders I work with are fucking know it all and want to change everything.  One thing in particular is that bartenders want the bands to stop playing dance songs (popular hip hop songs).  Why because the DJs mostly play that kind of music.  Here the problem, the CUSTOMERS like it when the bands play hip hop songs.  It you the bartenders that hate it!  If  it not broken, don't fix it.  Why should bands change up their play list if it keeps the customers dancing?

There are songs that I never want to hear again but there is nothing i can do about that.  Unless I quit.  I know the bartenders want to help but sorry to say it, but it not helping.  These are the same guys that recommend we have reggae nights.  We tried it.  NOBODY SHOWED UP!  Yeah like we are gonna listen to their wonderful ideas ever again.

We all have to listen to the same shitty music every night.  Just fucking deal with it.  If the tourist weren't so fucking picky about songs, we could do some other stuff.  But they're not so we have to suffer.

WTF Mother Nature!

I have no idea what mother nature is up to recently.  Maybe she PMSing.  Who the fuck knows.  What I do know is that earlier today, we got snow.  Not much snow.  Maybe about half an inch at the most.  Still that just surprising since it SPRING!  Obviously mother nature did not get that memo.

She must of gotten it sometime during the day because this is what I see now....

Your eyes are not playing tricks.  Snow has fallen and completely melted in 6 hours.  It spring now.  Let have some spring weather.  We are due for some nice weather right guys?  Not this snow bullshit.  Now my shitty ass car has salt all over it.  Now I have to wash that shit off.  Thanks a lot mother nature!

Again and Again and Again

**** FYI, I typed this while my internet is down.  Posted once i got internet.****

Mediacom just cannot run a reliable internet service.  No i take that back, they can not run a business at all. 5 days out of the 7, internet goes down at least once.  Every day i fucking pray they get bought out by Comcast.  Least that way i know someone who i can turn to for help.  I have a friend who works for Comcast.  I could bitch to him every time the internet goes down.

This really wouldn't be a problem if i had a normal sleep schedule.  See most of the down times occur after midnight.  Well I stay up till 6am because of my job.  If i go to bed early then it gonna fuck up my sleep schedule.  Mediacom internet hardly goes down during day.

I know, another Mediacom rant.  Sorry.  Just tell me to shut up and read a book.

Bike Week Rant Plus Video!!

Here the video...




Came across this video on Break.com.  This clip show a biker whipping out.  What I noticed is the building across the street.  I recognized this building somewhere...  Then it hit me!! This was shot during Bike Week in OC, Maryland.  That building is the post office down the street from where I work.  Cool a video on Liveleak that was shot from my town and it funny!  Just shows that some of these bikers don't know how to ride.  I laugh every time I read some of these stories of biker dieing because they simply suck at riding their motocycles.  Not sure what more funny, this whip out or the douche that died riding his trike motorcycle no less last friday night (Sept 18) because he wasn't paying attention and slammed into the back of another biker who was slowing down for traffic up ahead.

Plus what also irks me is that some bring their bikes down in a trailer.  Bitch you spent all that money on that bike and you don't have the balls to ride it down here?  Please go back home!  Don't be a show off.  Oooo look at me and my expensive motorcycle that I rarely drive.  It was a nice weekend.  It did not rain.  Take the bike out and ride it!  That what bikes are made for.  Not to sit inside a trailer and be shown once in a while.  Be a real biker and drive it long distances.

Done ranting.  Booya out.

President Day Weekend Rant

This weekend has it all. Drunk annoying chicks, cougars, cat fights, weirdos, surprising news, tits and ass.

Where do I start first. Hmm ok let start with the drunk annoying chicks who love to hang around the band when the night over. Tonight is a good example. When the band finish for the night, these 5 girls just had to stick around for 30 minutes after closing. Just chit chatting away with the guys about various crap no one cares about. All this does is get in the way. Girls sitting on stage while band members are trying to put their equipment on the floor. One women fawning all over the drummer and requesting a drum stick. What the hell is she gonna do wit ha drum stick? Women out their the collect drum sticks? I'm not stupid, she just being annoying bitch she is. I bet you money she will throw it away within a week. So girls, in the future just leave when the place is closing. I know you don't wanna go home but get the fuck out. Go somewhere else. I swear, I may invest in a bull horn, loud speaker or this little fella http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/warfare/8b46/ . With that little gadget, that will definitely drive the people out. Girls, we all know you wanna screw their brains out but you may wanna think about this, do they wanna screw you? Trust me when I say if you think they do, some of them really don't. Why? Well there some factors. How an annoying cunt you are or how drunk you obviously are. I hear band members talk shit when the ladies leave. It quite funny the stories i hear.

Next on the list is the many cougars the come praying on the young. Where do these women know all the hip hop songs that the guys love? My mom can't even stand that music. One requested Chris Brown, another wanting Nelly. Obvious sign of a cougar. Got some cougars trying to pull their friends shirt off to expose their friends tits. One was successful at doing it. One came up and ask the DJ to guess her age. In my mind, I was thinking in the 50s. DJ had to be nice and say oh 29...30. I'm like geez. I would of gotten slapped if i said 50s. Although i be close cause she said she was 45. Unless she shaving off a few years.

Up next is weirdos. One that topped the list is the female dressing up as a guy. Short male like hair covered with a baseball cap. Big fluffy sweater trying to hide the titties but didn't help at all. Titties were noticeable even with the sweater on. If you ever saw the 80s movie, "Just One of the Guys". That what I'm talking about. Was she a lesbian? Maybe. Saw no signs of it. She mostly just hanged with the guys. But why dress like one? Girls obviously get more perks then guys do. Come on guys are slobs. Don't be like one. Not a weirdo but it was alittle strange when one of the bartenders goatee was being shaved by a customer. I wonder if he lost a bet. I should of asked.

One piece of surprising news I got during the night was my friend Nina announcing to me that she pregnant! I thought something looked different about her. Last time I saw her, she was looking skinny then tonight she gained a few pounds. So when she said she is pregnant, that explained the weight. So I hugged her and congratulated here.

The main event was the cat fight. As I stared off into wonderland, I notice ice cubs flying everywhere. I look and see 2 girls throwing their drinks at each other. When that was done, the hair pulling began!! Right after 2 other girls joined the fight. Bouncers rushed in and quickly stopped it. One girl was still fired up and try to pull away from the bouncer. When things calmed down, one of the suspects in the fight came back and spoke with the DJ. She wanted him to talk to the bouncers to see if she can stay. So he did but I don't think it helped since she left soon after. She was very upset about it. All the hugging in the world could not help that poor girl.

I hope you enjoy this little rant of mine. Good night!



P.S - Read this http://limabeanriot.com Some funny shit to read. To break it down, a founding member of Lima Bean Riot was fired. Also the webmaster of the website. Expect some nasty comments. Muahahaha

Second Life Rant #1 - Zyngo Machines

What can I say about em. Their just plain evil. Hah. At times when I play this game, I wanna strangle the little shit that created it. Some say it there strategy involved. Hahaha! You kidding me? There very little strategy in this game. Just clicking on numbers. I say it all about luck. Pray the machine spits out numbers that you need.

If your unfamiliar what Zyngo is. Then I'll try my best to explain it. It mostly like bingo. You get 20 rounds. In those 20 rounds, the machine randomly gives you 5 or less numbers and you have to match the bottom numbers to the top numbers. You get points for completing numbers in a row, in a column or numbers going diagonal. And points for filling the pattern. The pattern are boxes that are the tan in color. Fill the pattern, get points. Complete the whole grid, you get major points. The machine will randomly give you numbers but also will give you green and blue jesters, red devils , angels and Diamonds. Green jesters let you choose any number on the grid above. Blue jesters let you choose any number in the column it appears in. Red devils take points away. It varies from 20-50%. Angels and Diamonds give you points. About 1000 points I think. On the grid, there are 3 symbols spread out. Angels, diamonds and 2x. Find these symbols and get points. 2x doubles your score every time you match a number, complete a row/column/diagonal or get a diamond/angel.

So why am I ranting? Well it mostly about those fucking red devils. They love to pop up at the worse fucking times. There is no limits on how many devils you can get. let me show you an example.

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What you see is example of a really bad game where the devil loves to fuck with your score. It took away about 260% of my score! At the end, I manage to get 34,550 points. It makes me mad when you get a devil in every other round. What worse that, you can get devils that will take away 50% of your score twice in a row. That a kick in the balls. My suggestion is maybe limit the amount of devils you can get. I say 5 devils max. Or have the angels double your score between 20-50%. To balance it out.

Another reason albeit a minor reason why I hate these machines is that even though the numbers are suppose to be random, there are a quite a few times that one number maybe show up in a column more then once. For example, the number 15 could show up in the first column 3 times in a row. That happen to me a few times. Just something I think the creator should fix. A better randomizer algorithm or something.

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My 3rd reason why I hate these machines. When you fill the entire board and still can't beat the high score, then that just another kick in the balls. This happens when you don't get to many diamonds and a few devils pop up here and there. My solution is to quadruple the points when filling the entire board. Adds alittle competition when trying to beat someone score. Maybe see more scores in the 100,000 area. I'll be honest, I only saw a score above 100,000 once in my time in Second Life. It was done by a person I know. I would love to see more scores like that.

4th reason, when someone beats your score in one try. When it took you about 30 plus minutes to get that score. Un fucking fair! I want that person to be there as long as me to beat my score.

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Not a reason but just plain retarded. To win 1,000L, you have to get a score higher then 84,999. Now I dunno if the paid machines work differently then the free ones but getting a score of 84,999 is pretty god damn tough for me. 100 lindens to play and none of it goes to the pot. So I assume it goes to the person that owns the machine. That fucking nuts! I be there all day trying to get that score. Not worth my time. To beat a score like that, make the payout more then 1,000L. Or have some of the money you pay, goto the pot at least.

Overall, the Zyngo machines needs some tweaking in my opinion. I come to realize that it gambling.. These machines were probably designed to suck money from you. Guess what?!? Not falling for it. I hate to gamble my money. I will stick with the free ones and win a few bucks here and there. I'm done ranting....GOOD NIGHT!