My streak has officially ended....

After 10 years of driving, i finally got pulled over for speeding.  11 miles over the speed limit.  Ok let me set the scene here.  I was driving home around 2am Saturday morning.  I was entering a 40mph speed zone.  I look down and notice i was going about 45.  I said meh they'll most likely ignore that.  Continuing on my merry way at about the same speed limit.  One of the cars I noticed in the opposite lane was a cop.  Glance up in my rear view mirrir and he turning around.  Thought nothing of it.  Still driving about the same speed.  Glance up again,  "wow he catching up to me quickly....fuck he gonna pull me over! Why WHY!!  God damn it I probably have a headlight or tail light out.  Fuck! fuck fuck fuck!"  All while that being said in my brain, the lights start to flash.  "NOOO!  My streak comes to end!"

So I'm pulled over now.  Waiting for him to walk up to the driver side window.  Seconds go by.  Boy he taking a long time to get to me.  *Knock Knock"  Oh he at the passenger side window.  He introduced himself and continues to tell me that I was going 51 in a 40 zone!  51?!  Holy shit!  I knew i was going 45 but damn where did the extra 6 miles come from?  Stupid foot couldn't keep the fucking pedal under 50.  Was I going to get a ticket?  Fuck no!  Clean driving record bitches.  Standard routine, he ask for drivers license yadda yadda.  Goes back to his vehicle.  Comes back 2 minutes later and gives me my warning.  Phew!  Glad that over with.

What really sucks is that if we passed each other 5 seconds later,  i would have been in a 45mph zone.  He would of probably let it slide and keep on going.  The next day, I saw a 45 mile per hour sign where i was pulled over.  Son of a bitch!  5 more seconds and my streak could still be alive!!!

Let take a trip down memory lane shall we.  Years ago i get a parking ticket for parking NEAR a fire hydrant.  By near i say 10-15 feet from my bumper to the hydrant.  Come on!  If there was a fire near by then firefighters could easily get a hose hooked up the fire hydrant.  My car was not in the way at all.  No someone probably called and bitched or some prankster that thought it be funny.  Or my luck a cop car happen to drive down that side street.  Ticket wasn't expensive.  Like $75.  Past summer, do i see cars actually park in front of it?  YES!  Do I report?  NO!  Should I have?  YES! 

Rant over.  Thanks for reading.