Dildo Newfoundland, Canada! It seems like a nice place to raise your kids. Be a fellow dildonian! Some residents of the town of Dildo do not seem to like that name. I on the other hand, love it. Here a video.
Note: This was filmed in 80s. Yes obvious I know. SHUT UP! Still these residents of Dildo should leave that name alone! Those crazy canucks sure know how to name their towns. Way to go crazy canucks. I salute you.