Vajazzling - Another dumb fad created by women.

Vajazzling defined by Urbandictionary.com is "the act of applying glitter and jewels to a woman's nether regions for aesthetic purposes."  This trend became public when Jennifer Love Hewitt talked about it on Lopez Tonight.  I learned about it on the Bob and Tom show.  They had one of their female guest get "vajazzled".  I'm thinking, this is some stupid shit.  Girls nowadays have tramp stamps, piercings, body glitter and now this!  How many more sparkly shit do you girls need?

Not only do you girls accuse us guys for looking at your pushed out cleavage, now you will accuse us at looking at your shiny area near your vajayjay.  How can we not look at it.  It shiny.  Shiny stuff does attract a guys attention.  So don't yell at us when we stare down in that region.  Tell me, do you think that region of your body needs to be decorated with glitter and rhinestones?  Are you afraid of some guy saying "holy shit, that the ugliest looking vagina I ever seen!"  You think when you decorate it, he gonna say "wow that beautiful" then start banging your brains out.  No!  Leave that area alone!  Besides it a waste of money.

What next ladies?  Who gonna create the next stupid trend to wear every day that looks hideous and pointless to have but you need it because it soo popular.  I'm so lucky to be a guy.  I don't need to have rhinestones glued to my skin.  If guys start doing this then the human race just got dumber.  End rant.




Now that over, vajazzling party at my place!  woot!