Oh glorious day in the United States of America. The government or gumment finally pass the bill for health care reform. The bill passed in a 219-212 vote. That pretty damn close. What does this mean for me? Well I can finally fulfill my dreams of sword swallowing, grenade juggling and sticking my head in a alligator's mouth. Yes my secret is out! I live a very dangerous life. One that requires health care but no insurance agency will take me. That ends today folks. The government will now provide health care to those millions of americans that lack some sort of health care plan. Hospitals have to accept it right? Because it provided by our lovely government.
Come on everyone! Go out and live your life dangerously! Ever wanted to bang that hooker on the street corner? Now you can! If she diseased, who cares because you are covered by our new health care.
****Disclaimer: It a trap! Don't bang the street corner hooker. It a police officer!****
I'm pretty hyper when I typed this. lol
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