Summer in a nutshell

What can I say about the summer of 2009?  It was pretty much the same as 2008.  With some slight differences.  One difference being that the temperatures were cooler than last year.  We only had a handful of days with 90+ degrees.  The rest of the days mostly been 70 to 80 degree weather with very little rain.....till NOW!  Now it September and the fucking rain shows up.  Seems it will continue to rain throughout the week.  Oh goody!!!  /sarcasm

Ok back to the summer of 2009.  Since Memoral Day, it been a tourist cluster fuck of a summer.  On twitter, I've been complaining about tourists a few times.  They are annoying bunch of dickweeds  Tons of places to go in this world and they all seem to gather in my town.  So we have a beach... big f-ing woop de doo!  Beaches get boring.  Sand gets to places you never knew existed.  You can't surf in the water because some douchbag kid gets in your way.  The good spots are taken, so your stuck towards the back of the beach where you have to walk about a length of a football field (exaggerating a bit) to get to the water.  So this year, I said screw it to the beach.  I'll just use my mom's above ground pool with a vollyball net.  Nothing spells fun like playing vollyball in the pool.  :)

Going to work is exciting...kinda.  Obviously I always get stuck being the slow drivers.  By slow i mean 10 miles below the speed limit.  Can't pass because it a 2 lane highway & 99% of the time there always a car coming the other way.  So I'm stuck behind this slow mutha fucker!  Coming home from work, i get the guy who HAS HIS BRIGHTS ON ALL THE TIME!  I'm constantly dodging the bright lights reflecting off the rear view mirror and side mirrors.  During this time, I hatched a plan where i put a huge spotlight on the back of my car.  Next time i get bright lights from behind...WHAMOO!  BRIGHT LIGHTS IN YOUR FACE BITCH!  Twice this summer, 2 people flash their high beams indicating there a speed trap down the road.  Only to find out there is no cop with a radar gun.  WONDERFUL!  I slow down for no damn reason.

Parking at work has gotten a little better than last year.  Simply because I'm parking in a customers spot if the employee lot is filled.  Hey customers are stealing our employee spots.  So I'm just returning the favor.  Your welcome.  We even get people that park and go fishing off the bay nearby.  That annoys me!  First of all why this area?!  All the places to fish but no you park in our employee spots to go fishing.  I should be allow to smash your car with a sledge hammer!

What is the same summer after summer is the annoying drunks.  Who loves to argue about their expensive tabs.  Dude you came to a night club.  Of course it gonna be expensive.  Annoying drunk chicks tend gravitate towards the band or DJ.  "Can you play my shitty song that i heard 1000s times before?!"  "Excuse me, can you play a song we can dance to?"  What kind of request is that?  Seriously?!  You can dance to any song.  But what you really mean is that can you play any of the top 40 hits instead of the classics songs.  No DJ is gonna play Pitbull or Flo Rida at 8pm with young children in the building.  So shut up with your stupid requests.  Don't get bitchy when we don't play your song after your 5th time asking for it.  The more you ask, the less likely the song will be played.

Speaking of bands, i saw some good tribute bands like Beatlemania Again,  Still Surfing - a Beach Boys tribute band. 2U - U2 tribute band.  Transfuzion, great local band that plays mostly classic rock.  Let see here, I also saw some pretty crummy low budget fireworks.  The finale I swear to god only lasted about 8 secs.  Fireworks finale should last like a min or 2 with lots of BOOMS!

With labor day done, summer not quite over yet.  Bike week coming up next week and Sunfest early October.  Sunfest is 4 huge tents with lots of people selling their arts and crafts.  Huge tourist attracting.  Especially old folks.  They go for that shit.  Plus their food and semi ok entertainment.  Believe me, I will be avoiding the arts and crafts.  Pretty sure I'm missing something from this summer.  Must not be important.  To that, i will end this rant of summer of 2009.

Boy that is one huge nut shell.