Songs that should be RETIRED!

Working in a night club for 5 years starting this June, I've come up with a few songs that need to be retired. These songs are what most cover bands play and songs girls get horny over for no reason. what I'm also gonna rant about is the songs girls request. I may have talked about it before but I'm gonna talk about it again!!

Ok first songs that need to retire FOREVER:

• Jessie's Girl - Fuck Jessie. I hate this douchbag and so his girl!
• Blister in the Sun - *vomits*
• Laid - Every girl that comes to a club pretty much wants to get laid. Why need a song?
• Any Bon Jovi song. - I hate Bon Jovi. He a terrible actor in the movie Vampires: Los Muertos.
• American Girl - Better song would be American Whore!
• Sweet Home Alabama - Brings out the redneck in all of us.
• Pour Sugar on me - I wanna pour acid on you!
• Don't Stop Believing - Aww I know but every bar and club in my town plays it and it getting old.
  

So that my list of songs that need to be retired. There are plenty of songs out there. Why are we sticking with these? Because tourist don't wanna hear anything new? Gimme a break. What wrong in trying something new. Hell I bet these people have these songs on CDs. Let these bands play their original songs.

Now a minor rant on requests. Stop requesting Crazy Bitch, any Britney Spears or Avril Lavign. We know your a crazy bitch. We can tell just by looking at you. Britney and Avril are just terrible singers. Britney had her moments but it now in the past. Thank for reading :)